🪳 Roach Farm™ By Gift Bait

Welcome to the only farm where productivity is optional and everyone has a job title they didn’t apply for.

Roach Farm™ isn’t just a habitat. It’s a fully functioning roach society — complete with career paths, infrastructure problems, and a suspiciously affordable fast-food industry.

Perfect for desks, dorm rooms, offices, classrooms, or anyone who’s ever thought, “What if roaches had a structured economy?”

🏗 INCLUDED HABITATS

🚧 Construction Site

Featuring traffic cones, hard hats, barricades, and a bold “ROAD WORK AHEAD” sign blocking their own tunnel. Watch as progress is made, undone, and re-dug in real time. Safety protocols are mostly decorative.

🚔 Roach Prison Yard

Complete with fencing and a “TIME SERVED” scoreboard. Observe intense pacing, dramatic standoffs, and silent plotting. No one remembers what they did. Justice moves slowly.

🍔 Fast-Food Counter

Includes miniature burger, fries, and a sign reading “Roach Meals $0.99.” Watch entrepreneurial roaches gather near the counter like they’re waiting for something that will never arrive.

🏨 Roach Portable Motel (Travel Habitat)

Take your colony on the go. Features sand chambers and a built-in Roachy Door™ (yes, a tiny doggy door) so your roaches can explore new surroundings, panic, and return home like nothing happened.

School. Work. Friend’s house. Emotional support visit. They’re ready.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Ultra-realistic roaches (no cartoons, all chaos)

• Clear viewing panels for maximum awkward eye contact

• Multiple themed habitats for career exploration

• Educational-ish

• Socially confusing

• No two roaches have the same job

Whether they’re digging tunnels, serving meals, doing time, or blocking construction, one thing is certain:

Nothing gets finished.

Roach Farm™ by Gift Bait

Because every ecosystem deserves a little dysfunction. 🪳

Roach Farm